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I know. This isn't at all what Easter is about and I have just guaranteed myself a spot in hell. But I can't help it. It made me laugh!
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Books Read In 2009:
Goals:
Bronze Level: 100 Books - Goal Achieved Sept. 13, 2009
Silver Level: 125 Books - Goal Achieved Nov. 22, 2009
Gold Level: 150 Books
January:
1. The Book of Samson by David Maine
2. Poems From Guantanamo edited by Marc Falkoff
3. Nicholas Nickleby by Charles Dickens
4. Jude The Obscure by Thomas Hardy
5. The Remains of the Day by Kazuo Ishiguro
6. Mister Pip by Lloyd Jones
7. The Raphael Affair by Iain Pears
8. Hot, Flat and Crowded by Thomas L. Friedman
9. Dawn by Elie Wiesel
10. What Is The What by Dave Eggers
11. How To Think About The Great Ideas by Mortimer J. Adler
12. Indignation by Philip Roth
February:
13. The Historian by Elizabeth Kostova
14. Going After Cacciato by Tim O'Brien
15. This Side of Paradise by F. Scott Fitzgerald
16. Moll Flanders by Daniel Defoe
17. Native Son by Richard Wright
18. The Annotated Uncle Tom's Cabin by Harriet Beecher Stowe, Henry Louis Gates & Hollis Robbins
19. A Lesson Before Dying by Ernest J. Gaines
20. To Have and Have Not by Ernest Hemingway
21. The Woman In The Dunes by Kobo Abe
March:
22. The Woman In White by Wilkie Collins
23. Misquoting Jesus by Bart D. Ehrman
24. Skeletons At The Feast by Chris Bohjalian
25. The Meaning of Everything by Simon Winchester
26. The Confessions of Nat Turner by William Styron
27. Wuthering Heights by Emily Bronte
28. Catherine Carmier by Ernest J. Gaines
29. Day by Elie Wiesel
30. Luncheon of the Boating Party by Susan Vreeland
31. The Poisonwood Bible by Barbara Kingsolver
32. Survival In Auschwitz by Primo Levi
33. Killing Rommel by Steven Pressfield
34. The Heart of the Matter by Graham Greene
April:
35. Girl With A Pearl Earring by Tracy Chevalier
36. The Forgery of Venus by Michael Gruber
37. Revelation by C.J. Sansom
38. Writing To Learn by William Zinsser
39. Choke by Chuck Palahniuk
40. American Pastoral by Philip Roth
41. Grave Goods by Ariana Franklin
42. Divine Justice by David Baldacci
43. How To Read A Poem and Fall In Love With Poetry by Edward Hirsch
44. The Golden Ass by Lucius Apuleius
45. Everyman by Philip Roth
46. Waiting For The Barbarians by J.M. Coetzee
May:
47. The Bridge Over The River Kwai by Pierre Boulle
48. The Plot Against America by Philip Roth
49. A Lion Among Men by Gregory Maguire
50. Survivor by Chuck Palahniuk
51. The Shawl by Cynthia Ozick
52. When The Emperor Was Divine by Julie Otsuka
53. The Faerie Queene by Edmund Spenser
54. An Iliad by Alessandro Baricco
55. Madame Bovary by Gustave Flaubert
56. Dave Barry's Money Secrets by Dave Barry
57. The Penguin State of the World Atlas by Dan Smith
58. Ulysses by James Joyce
59. The Borgia Bride by Jeanne Kalogridis
60. Perpetual War for Perpetual Peace by Gore Vidal
June:
61. Bedlam by Greg Hollingshead
62. Wicked Prey by John Sandford
63. Bones of Betrayal by Jefferson Bass
64. The Devlin Diary by Christi Phillips
65. Renegade by Richard Wolffe
66. Madonna of the Seven Hills by Jean Plaidy
67. Call Me By Your Name by Andre Aciman
68. A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man by James Joyce
July:
69. Rant by Chuck Palahniuk
70. The Borgias and Their Enemies by Christopher Hibbert
71. The Last Dickens by Matthew Pearl
72. The Great Stink by Clare Clark
73. Killer Summer by Ridley Pearson
74. The Anatomy of Deception by Lawrence Goldstone
75. The Quiet Gentleman by Georgette Heyer
76. All Other Nights by Dara Horn
77. The Looming Tower: Al-Qaeda and the Road to 9/11 by Lawrence Wright
78. This Land is Their Land by Barbara Ehrenreich
79. The Devil's Queen by Jeanne Kalogridis
August:
80. Idiot America by Charles P. Pierce
81. Bleak House by Charles Dickens
82. The White Queen by Philippa Gregory
83. Roadside Crosses by Jeffery Deaver
84. Sacred Hearts by Sarah Dunant
85. The Book of Illusions by Paul Auster
86. The Polysyllabic Spree by Nick Hornby
87. The True Story of Hansel and Gretel by Louise Murphy
88. Cranford by Elizabeth Gaskell
89. The Quiet American by Graham Greene
90. Pygmy by Chuck Palahniuk
91. Elizabeth Costello by J.M. Coetzee
92. Finn by Jon Clinch
93. Haunted by Chuck Palahniuk
September:
94. 206 Bones by Kathy Reichs
95. The Memoirs of Mary Queen of Scots by Carolly Erickson
96. The Paris Review Interviews, Vol. II by The Paris Review
97. Methland by Nick Reding
98. Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim by David Sedaris
99. Cleopatra's Daughter by Michelle Moran
100. Ex Libris by Anne Fadiman
101. Man's Search For Meaning by Viktor Frankl
102. High Fidelity by Nick Hornby
103. The Hours by Michael Cunningham
104. Can I Keep My Jersey? by Paul Shirley
105. Sense and Sensibility by Jane Austen
106. In the Country of Men by Hisham Matar
October:
107. Wishful Drinking by Carrie Fisher
108. Michelangelo and the Pope's Ceiling by Ross King
109. Girl In Hyacinth Blue by Susan Vreeland
110. Dr. Haggard's Disease by Patrick McGrath
111. Rough County by John Sandford
112. Junky by William S. Burroughs
113. Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen
114. The Grotesque edited by Harold Bloom
115. The Praise Singer by Mary Renault
116. Sense and Sensibility and Sea Monsters by Jane Austen and Ben H. Winters
117. 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea by Jules Verne
November:
118. The Year of the Flood by Margaret Atwood
119. The Casebook of Victor Frankenstein by Peter Ackroyd
120. The Humbling by Philip Roth
121. Frankenstein: Dead and Alive by Dean Koontz
122. The Best American Science and Nature Writing 2009 edited by Elizabeth Kolbert
123. Burn This Book edited by Toni Morrison
124. Lies My Teacher Told Me by James W. Loewen
125. Planet of the Apes by Pierre Boulle
126. The Gathering Storm by Robert Jordan & Brandon Sanderson
127. Amusing Ourselves to Death by Neil Postman
128. The Wonderful Wizard of Oz by L. Frank Baum
December:
129. Angel Time by Anne Rice
130. Oryx and Crake by Margaret Atwood
131. Waiter Rant by The Waiter, Steve Dublanica
132. The Corinthian by Georgette Heyer
133. The Audacity to Win by David Plouffe
134. Evidence by Jonathan Kellerman
135. Siddhartha by Hermann Hesse
136. Beowulf by Anonymous
137. Pride and Prejudice and Zombies by Jane Austen and Seth Grahame-Smith
138. Grendel by John Gardner
139. Invisible by Paul Auster
140. The Cambridge Introduction to Narrative by H. Porter Abbott
Bronze Level: 100 Books - Goal Achieved Sept. 13, 2009
Silver Level: 125 Books - Goal Achieved Nov. 22, 2009
Gold Level: 150 Books
January:
1. The Book of Samson by David Maine
2. Poems From Guantanamo edited by Marc Falkoff
3. Nicholas Nickleby by Charles Dickens
4. Jude The Obscure by Thomas Hardy
5. The Remains of the Day by Kazuo Ishiguro
6. Mister Pip by Lloyd Jones
7. The Raphael Affair by Iain Pears
8. Hot, Flat and Crowded by Thomas L. Friedman
9. Dawn by Elie Wiesel
10. What Is The What by Dave Eggers
11. How To Think About The Great Ideas by Mortimer J. Adler
12. Indignation by Philip Roth
February:
13. The Historian by Elizabeth Kostova
14. Going After Cacciato by Tim O'Brien
15. This Side of Paradise by F. Scott Fitzgerald
16. Moll Flanders by Daniel Defoe
17. Native Son by Richard Wright
18. The Annotated Uncle Tom's Cabin by Harriet Beecher Stowe, Henry Louis Gates & Hollis Robbins
19. A Lesson Before Dying by Ernest J. Gaines
20. To Have and Have Not by Ernest Hemingway
21. The Woman In The Dunes by Kobo Abe
March:
22. The Woman In White by Wilkie Collins
23. Misquoting Jesus by Bart D. Ehrman
24. Skeletons At The Feast by Chris Bohjalian
25. The Meaning of Everything by Simon Winchester
26. The Confessions of Nat Turner by William Styron
27. Wuthering Heights by Emily Bronte
28. Catherine Carmier by Ernest J. Gaines
29. Day by Elie Wiesel
30. Luncheon of the Boating Party by Susan Vreeland
31. The Poisonwood Bible by Barbara Kingsolver
32. Survival In Auschwitz by Primo Levi
33. Killing Rommel by Steven Pressfield
34. The Heart of the Matter by Graham Greene
April:
35. Girl With A Pearl Earring by Tracy Chevalier
36. The Forgery of Venus by Michael Gruber
37. Revelation by C.J. Sansom
38. Writing To Learn by William Zinsser
39. Choke by Chuck Palahniuk
40. American Pastoral by Philip Roth
41. Grave Goods by Ariana Franklin
42. Divine Justice by David Baldacci
43. How To Read A Poem and Fall In Love With Poetry by Edward Hirsch
44. The Golden Ass by Lucius Apuleius
45. Everyman by Philip Roth
46. Waiting For The Barbarians by J.M. Coetzee
May:
47. The Bridge Over The River Kwai by Pierre Boulle
48. The Plot Against America by Philip Roth
49. A Lion Among Men by Gregory Maguire
50. Survivor by Chuck Palahniuk
51. The Shawl by Cynthia Ozick
52. When The Emperor Was Divine by Julie Otsuka
53. The Faerie Queene by Edmund Spenser
54. An Iliad by Alessandro Baricco
55. Madame Bovary by Gustave Flaubert
56. Dave Barry's Money Secrets by Dave Barry
57. The Penguin State of the World Atlas by Dan Smith
58. Ulysses by James Joyce
59. The Borgia Bride by Jeanne Kalogridis
60. Perpetual War for Perpetual Peace by Gore Vidal
June:
61. Bedlam by Greg Hollingshead
62. Wicked Prey by John Sandford
63. Bones of Betrayal by Jefferson Bass
64. The Devlin Diary by Christi Phillips
65. Renegade by Richard Wolffe
66. Madonna of the Seven Hills by Jean Plaidy
67. Call Me By Your Name by Andre Aciman
68. A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man by James Joyce
July:
69. Rant by Chuck Palahniuk
70. The Borgias and Their Enemies by Christopher Hibbert
71. The Last Dickens by Matthew Pearl
72. The Great Stink by Clare Clark
73. Killer Summer by Ridley Pearson
74. The Anatomy of Deception by Lawrence Goldstone
75. The Quiet Gentleman by Georgette Heyer
76. All Other Nights by Dara Horn
77. The Looming Tower: Al-Qaeda and the Road to 9/11 by Lawrence Wright
78. This Land is Their Land by Barbara Ehrenreich
79. The Devil's Queen by Jeanne Kalogridis
August:
80. Idiot America by Charles P. Pierce
81. Bleak House by Charles Dickens
82. The White Queen by Philippa Gregory
83. Roadside Crosses by Jeffery Deaver
84. Sacred Hearts by Sarah Dunant
85. The Book of Illusions by Paul Auster
86. The Polysyllabic Spree by Nick Hornby
87. The True Story of Hansel and Gretel by Louise Murphy
88. Cranford by Elizabeth Gaskell
89. The Quiet American by Graham Greene
90. Pygmy by Chuck Palahniuk
91. Elizabeth Costello by J.M. Coetzee
92. Finn by Jon Clinch
93. Haunted by Chuck Palahniuk
September:
94. 206 Bones by Kathy Reichs
95. The Memoirs of Mary Queen of Scots by Carolly Erickson
96. The Paris Review Interviews, Vol. II by The Paris Review
97. Methland by Nick Reding
98. Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim by David Sedaris
99. Cleopatra's Daughter by Michelle Moran
100. Ex Libris by Anne Fadiman
101. Man's Search For Meaning by Viktor Frankl
102. High Fidelity by Nick Hornby
103. The Hours by Michael Cunningham
104. Can I Keep My Jersey? by Paul Shirley
105. Sense and Sensibility by Jane Austen
106. In the Country of Men by Hisham Matar
October:
107. Wishful Drinking by Carrie Fisher
108. Michelangelo and the Pope's Ceiling by Ross King
109. Girl In Hyacinth Blue by Susan Vreeland
110. Dr. Haggard's Disease by Patrick McGrath
111. Rough County by John Sandford
112. Junky by William S. Burroughs
113. Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen
114. The Grotesque edited by Harold Bloom
115. The Praise Singer by Mary Renault
116. Sense and Sensibility and Sea Monsters by Jane Austen and Ben H. Winters
117. 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea by Jules Verne
November:
118. The Year of the Flood by Margaret Atwood
119. The Casebook of Victor Frankenstein by Peter Ackroyd
120. The Humbling by Philip Roth
121. Frankenstein: Dead and Alive by Dean Koontz
122. The Best American Science and Nature Writing 2009 edited by Elizabeth Kolbert
123. Burn This Book edited by Toni Morrison
124. Lies My Teacher Told Me by James W. Loewen
125. Planet of the Apes by Pierre Boulle
126. The Gathering Storm by Robert Jordan & Brandon Sanderson
127. Amusing Ourselves to Death by Neil Postman
128. The Wonderful Wizard of Oz by L. Frank Baum
December:
129. Angel Time by Anne Rice
130. Oryx and Crake by Margaret Atwood
131. Waiter Rant by The Waiter, Steve Dublanica
132. The Corinthian by Georgette Heyer
133. The Audacity to Win by David Plouffe
134. Evidence by Jonathan Kellerman
135. Siddhartha by Hermann Hesse
136. Beowulf by Anonymous
137. Pride and Prejudice and Zombies by Jane Austen and Seth Grahame-Smith
138. Grendel by John Gardner
139. Invisible by Paul Auster
140. The Cambridge Introduction to Narrative by H. Porter Abbott
Short Works Read In 2009
This will include short stories, essays and poetry. I will mostly likely not post thoughts on every piece listed here, especially individual poems, but the ones I do write about will be linked. If you have any questions about any of them, feel free to ask! Every group of 10 short stories/essays will be counted as a single "book" in my final book count at the end of the year. However, none of these "books" will qualify for the initial 100 books in the 100+ Reading Challenge. I'm not yet sure how to count single poems. Let's see if I read enough of them to merit counting. If not, they're just good reading!
Short Stories:
"Where Are You Going, Where Have You Been?" by Joyce Carol Oates (Read Online)
"Hansel and Gretel" by The Brothers Grimm (Read Online)
"A Report to an Academy" by Franz Kafka (Read Online)
Essays:
"Werner" by Jo Ann Beard
"The Freedom To Offend" by Ian Buruma
"Why I Am Not A Christian" by Bertrand Russell
"Politics and the English Language" by George Orwell
Poetry:
"Childe Roland to the Dark Tower Came" by Robert Browning
Short Stories:
"Where Are You Going, Where Have You Been?" by Joyce Carol Oates (Read Online)
"Hansel and Gretel" by The Brothers Grimm (Read Online)
"A Report to an Academy" by Franz Kafka (Read Online)
Essays:
"Werner" by Jo Ann Beard
"The Freedom To Offend" by Ian Buruma
"Why I Am Not A Christian" by Bertrand Russell
"Politics and the English Language" by George Orwell
Poetry:
"Childe Roland to the Dark Tower Came" by Robert Browning
1001 Books You Must Read Before You Die
In an effort to clean things up and make room for the massive list of books I will read this year (if all these Challenges have anything to say about it!), this list of 1001 Books You Must Read Before You Die and my progress can now be found from the link on my sidebar under "Ongoing Reading Projects". Or just click here! :-)
28 comments:
lol!
LOL! This is too funny....
Oh, those naughty Peeps. Happy Easter!
OMG - I LOVE THAT!!! I never knew peeps could be naughty! Happy Easter Lezlie!
Nymeth, JoAnn, Bermudaonion, and Amy ~ This is one of the beautiful things about our blog world. We find out we're not the only one with that questionable sense of humor. We have friends!! :-)
Happy Easter!
Lezlie
Happy Easter, Lezlie.
HAPPY EASTER, Lezlie!!!!!!
Zetor ~ You also!
Michelle! How are you? I hope all is going splendidly with you newest book, and Happy Easter to you, too!!
Lezlie
LOL that's hilarous. I just sent the link to my BF and his Windows Vista warned him the file "PeepShow.bmp" could be a big risk! hahahah
I love it. Those peeps sure know how to party.
Happy Easter.
I also wanted to let you know that I gave you an award. Come on over and check it out http://readingmama.blogspot.com/2009/04/premio-dardos-award.html
Monica ~ They are awfully good looking. Someone with a weak heart may need a warning. :-)
Pabast ~ Thank you so much! I'm on my way over right now. And Happy Easter to you and yours also!
Lezlie
SO HILARIOUS!!! I might have a twisted sense of humor, but I find that hilarious. I wish I knew who came up with that one.
LOL - I am sending this to my hubby. :)
Lezlie,
All is going very well.... super busy as you might imagine...!
I hope you had a fantastic weekend :]
Kim ~ I hear you. I admire people who are this creative. Even if it is a little sick. :-)
Carrie ~ My hubby was a big fan of this one. I hope yours likes it as well!
Michelle ~ Excellent! I hope your weekend was wonderful, too. Monday comes sooooo quickly. . .
Lezlie
That is hilarious!
Lisa ~ I'm glad I got lots of smiles with this one. I hope you had a great weekend!
Lezlie
Hope you, Peter and the furkids had a wonderful Easter Lezlie. I'm behind in comments as you can see.
Dar ~ We hope you did, too! Life gets in the way sometimes, doesn't it? :-)
Lezlie
It was pretty good Lezlie-thanks!
It's a good thing I wasn't drinking anything just now! LOL That is hilarious.
Serena ~ I thought about putting a warning along those lines in the title. Glad I could provide a laugh! :-)
Lezlie
Now that is hilarious! Hope you had a wonderful Easter!
--Anna
Diary of an Eccentric
I did, Anna, thank you! I hope yours was great, too!
Lezlie
Peeps are just too darn funny (although I don't like to eat them). Hope you had a wonderful Easter.
Trish ~ Me neither. They make much better panoramas than snacks. Unless they're just a little bit stale. . . :-)
Lezlie
Lol, great pic find. Hope you had a good Easter!
Ladytink ~ Thank you! You also!
Lezlie
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